*runs up to stage* *high fives fwiends along the way* *steps up to the microphone, bends it down to speak* Wow, thank you eberyone! I am so humbled just to be nominated, but to win the Coolest Dog on Twitter, well that's just *gets choked up* well, that's just awesome! *Lifts award over head* I'd first like to thank all of you for voting for me, and all my fwiends for laughing at my jokes and just well..... for putting up wif me. Oh and I'd like to thank my momma *waves at the camera,* look ma, I won!!!
Well, I see them telling me to wrap it up, so I'd like to thank the Academy for all their hard work! Thanks eberyone, you really have touched my widdle heart! Blessings all!! *walks off stage* *10 seconds pass* *runs back up on stage* *takes mic* Oh! and pwease remember to ask all your human fwiends to consider adopting an animal, we adoptees make some awesome fuzzy fwiends! Fank U! *runs off stage with awards clasped in paw over head* *grabs awards pwesenter and plants a smoochie on her!*